hey, at least their considerate enough to let us be the owner of the product after we purchase it from them

Smart toilet: oh, it's coming.

I can't wait for a smart toilet that will charge me a $2.99 convenience fee every time I go to flush

doesn't say they will

The monthly sub is BS, but the Net will never B secure as long as users keep pretending they're diligent enough 2 monitor their own patching

The lines just above that are pretty good. A yearly notification limit, despite the monthly recurring fees.

Windows does this. IMO, this should be strictly reserved for cyber security and safety and that stated in the contract, but still there.

Considering how many of these kinds of devices have been used for DDOS attacks, that might not be a bad thing.

Rename the company from hive to borg

I've bought one, not installed it yet...think I'll return it as I can't agree to those T&Cs...