finally, home devices that only work if you pay the subscription fee forever and ever and ever

Jun 20, 2017 · 9:30 PM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit
I bet this is one of those things landlords sneak in their properties for some $$$
Replying to @internetofshit
if paying monthly provides security updates, i guess at least they update
Replying to @internetofshit
Maybe it's like buying an iPhone where part of the fee is for the new hardware and the other is for the service?
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“We’re sorry, you’ve reached max number of door unlocks for this billing period. Tap here to find subscription plan that’s right for you.”
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Replying to @internetofshit
Reminds me of ADT and other pre-internet home security products
Hurray for felony vandalism!
Replying to @internetofshit
Even worse, one day it could be your smart!pancreas™
Replying to @NotE0157H7
If cybernetics ever really get rolling, our choices will be rights, or regular waves of mayhem. Think food riots when Netflix doesn't work.
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It's time to stop.
Replying to @internetofshit
Haven't people learned from the Nest disaster?
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That's a lot of money for something that won't save you $30/mth