Sorry you all have to sit down near the floor today...we upgraded your desk firmware overnight and they think they are in a primary school..

"No raises this year because we spent $5k per 'resource' on IoT desks to see which of you to fi.. I mean so we can 'rightsize'."

my computer is on my desk, why isn’t that enough

Luckily javascript has no member access such as private & protected access modifiers nice to have desktop like apps run in same memory space