Oh god they’re putting desks on the internet now

Jun 19, 2017 · 5:07 PM UTC

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I like how the word "Encourage" is replacing another verb there
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I'm just waiting until I can DDoS someone's fidget spinner.
Depends on where it's prodding you. And how hard.
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And some people thought agile was enough
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At first I thought it is a hoax. Better. Its real. Nothing beats reality. hermanmiller.com/smart-offic… #facepalm
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This is pretty interesting. I've always set my preferences for sitting or standing BY SITTING OR STANDING
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Soon a requirement for remote employees.. 😱
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I have this great standing desk that moves with the press of a button near my hand. But sure, I would love to have to use my phone instead.
If Yeezus can make my legs grow back, I'll damn well listen to his music. Otherwise, my standard response to his crap is GTFO.