Oh god they’re putting desks on the internet now

Jun 19, 2017 · 5:07 PM UTC

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Step away for a drink and get a helpful productivity message from Dept. of Wellness: "Back to work thrall!"
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Microsoft was ahead of its time again youtube.com/watch?v=t2ty_QIW…
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Is there a "just shoot me" emoji?
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theonion.com/video/more-offi…
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"on behalf of LiveOS I'd like to apologize for the recent security breach that caused repeated electric shocks to your ass"
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The most dispiriting thing is that there are actually some fuckwits out there that'll think this is a great idea.
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The third paragraph is a description of a corporate dystopian hellscape and not something to aspire to.
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- Why are you working on the bathroom? - My desk crashed...
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In that case, I'll re-define my axe as a programming tool, and make it tax deductable.
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"Your health insurance is going up 20% because your standing/sitting ratio is too low."
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