Oh god they’re putting desks on the internet now

Jun 19, 2017 · 5:07 PM UTC

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I'm sure there are similar sensors to see how much time you spend on the can.
This would make me inclined to sue for workplace harassment.
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When the bots revolt, step 1 will be locking us in place by making our IoT desks slam down and pin our legs. This is it, it's starting.
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The most important question here is... Why on earth someone would put internet to a desk?
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"That's a hard problem. Take a walk and think about it." --something it will unfortunately never say
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FILE "ASS_WARMER.INI" CANNOT BE FOUND