Oh god they’re putting desks on the internet now

Jun 19, 2017 · 5:07 PM UTC

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I'm sorry Mr/Ms worker, but this time you wont be getting a compensation increase b/c you did not meet our stand/sit metric
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Replying to @internetofshit
Automated time & motion studies. Early job had to track 100% of time, including time away from desk & why. 70's all over again
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Does it tell me when to go to the bathroom? Can I hack it so I don't have to go to that HR meeting?
Replying to @internetofshit
we will find a way to squeeze every once of everything good out of you.
Replying to @internetofshit @austin_walker
San Francisco must be stopped
Replying to @internetofshit
Wonderful, now computers can treat us like the cattle we are, prodding us throughout the day to move us as they please.
Replying to @internetofshit
What fresh hell is this?
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This is how I envision hell
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Great new excuse for not working, "But I was at my desk all boss honest, you sure this desk doesn't have a virus or something"
Replying to @internetofshit
YOU BETTER BELIEVE THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT
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