What in the literal fuck... We *truely* are on the darkest timeline.

tied into your doctor's office so his secretary can yell at you for using too much

You can literally make wanking motions with your mobile phone, and it'll dispense salt. 2mins in... vimeo.com/210824916

F--k everyone.

Infomercial is someone holding their boring salt shaker to their ear: "no music?!?"

The best part of this is that it seems to be Smalt salt shaker version 2.0. prnewswire.com/news-releases…

My bluetooth speaker is too big to be a salt shaker

"Let Alexa do the work" Does that mean you have to hold it over your food and then politely ask Alexa to dispense salt (smalt?) for you??

SMALT

Sorry guys no salt right now, upgrading my operating system 😡