Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 😱

It's literally a salt shaker with a speaker. what the fuck.

"Every meal is a celebration" what the fuck??

THIS IS NOT NECESSARY WHY

note: attempting to use your SMALT as a salt shaker or any other form of dispenser of anything besides good vibes will void the warranty

I'm guessing it auto orders more salt when low, but is it smart enough to also order rice to keep the salt flowing in humid environments?

Couldn't they make a Single Malt dispenser instead?

Unless it throws the salt precisely where you want it (which it won't!) then it basically has no purpose, perfect. I'll have two!

@GordyPls SMALT sounds like an act of coitus.

When you pick it up it tests your blood pressure and decides whether you should have any more salt.