Wait these are all just words
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Oh fuck, they literally made a smart salt shaker no no no

May 5, 2017 · 7:54 PM UTC

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Jeez I just realized SMALT is SMART + SALT
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I keep wanting to tall it "Schmalt" As in "salt, schmalt"
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Hey @jaserodley - any bets whether @allister_m already has one of these or not?
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"Yes, salt" as though even they are confounded at the useless object they have created.
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Please get me out of this cyberpunk nightmare.
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Does it dispense only subscription based salt from packets one could shake out by hand?
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Heard on @waitwait : " they should've called this iOdine"
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IoT was a mistake.
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ANY WAY TO DISPENSE SALT IS INTERACTIVE SHAKING A SALT SHAKER IS AN INTERACTION
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