Internet of Shit · May 5, 2017 · 5:35 PM UTC

Internet of Shit · May 5, 2017 · 5:35 PM UTC

Internet of Shit @internetofshit

5 May 2017

Wait these are all just words

May 5, 2017 · 5:35 PM UTC

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cardoso · May 5, 2017 · 5:36 PM UTC

cardoso

@Cardoso

5 May 2017

what the fuck does it do?

Internet of Shit · May 5, 2017 · 7:52 PM UTC

Internet of Shit @internetofshit

5 May 2017

Smalting

Internet of Shit · May 5, 2017 · 7:54 PM UTC

Internet of Shit @internetofshit

5 May 2017

Oh fuck, they literally made a smart salt shaker no no no

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Eric Geller · May 5, 2017 · 5:37 PM UTC

Eric Geller @ericgeller

5 May 2017

SMALT

Mark Virag · May 5, 2017 · 8:17 PM UTC

Mark Virag

@ViragConsulting

5 May 2017

Best one yet, absolutely hilarious. They should invent a fun, interactive way to incinerate money.

Robin · May 5, 2017 · 6:23 PM UTC

Robin @SunnerLP

5 May 2017

I think the stupidity of the device bothers me less than the grammar mistake in the second sentence. It's "engages", damnit!

Patrick Alba · May 5, 2017 · 6:08 PM UTC

Patrick Alba @patrickthealba

5 May 2017

Hopefully V2.0 dispense Malk.

Raulph · Aug 2, 2017 · 7:51 PM UTC

Raulph @disarraygun

2 Aug 2017

OMG. Hurtiest fleshlight EVER...

Comfortably Numb - @ygalanter.bsky.social · May 5, 2017 · 6:46 PM UTC

Comfortably Numb - @ygalanter.bsky.social @YGalanter

5 May 2017

Marketing fail. They should've called it "Smelt"