They will analyze the shit out of you.

We can do it right now, I mean detect you by you fartprint. This is covered in one of the latest @Radiolab podcasts:

Didn't survive post curry testing. newcougar.org/forums/attachm…

To be honest, I'd be happier with that than changing my password every three months.

There’s a Tor onion joke in there somewhere.

I think we're already there

"Sorry I'm just going to go and change little Jimmy's batteries."

And can it discriminate the difference between a diaper and a sneaky adult

Looking forward to the accompanying app allowing grocery stores to offer product recommendations based on one's gaseous output.

when my wife changes her name to "big data"