The birth of a new science - flatulomics

You smelt it, you dealt [with the privacy ramifications of] it.

you can already swallow small capsules which measure gastric gas: nature.com/articles/srep3338…

I'm just waiting on 2nd round funding for my new startup, Poot.ly

the real singularity: "internet of shit" becomes entirely literal.

and use this to target ads based on what you eat

My methane is my password.

if i could go back in time and create a fart identifying machine, i would call the field of electronic fart monitoring "cloud computing".

Disguise yourself by eating lots of beans. All bean farts are the same

Big Diaper will rule this nation