you dont need big data or AI for that

Big dog data probably already can.

Post your heat signature to twitter option from the phone app

Thank you for not making a log in joke.

They sell your fart data and inject ads suggesting ways to improve your diet

The literal internet of shit

By sound? All it takes are badly secured IoT device containing a mics for some hackers to start collecting machine learning training data.

Takes a few google or Amazon users to train first.

fartial recognition is coming

I think this needs to be combined with hotdesk/co-located team environments.