Its getting worse

LOGGING ON

this product is a little too on the nose, for you

lmmfao. My god, just what I would want near any kid I would have. A radiowave broadcasting device close as hell to it's developing body...

< Hmm @Metaorphan

The future is now, old man.

Well, the *real* Internet of shit really is here! OTOH, I'd be more impressed w/ auto-diaper *changer* than sensor.

Keeping a sensor installed in my toddler's garments and charged is going to be more trouble than a periodic sniff test.

You should get on monetizing that!

I thought - all the way back in 87, way before Matrix - that humans would eventually shit into computers instead of toilets.