Internet of Shit · May 2, 2017 · 7:05 PM UTC

Internet of Shit · May 2, 2017 · 7:05 PM UTC

Internet of Shit @internetofshit

2 May 2017

wait what

May 2, 2017 · 7:05 PM UTC

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Malcolm Barcelona · May 2, 2017 · 10:35 PM UTC

Malcolm Barcelona @MackBarcelona

2 May 2017

Great, another small step towards diminishing personal interaction using IoT

George Su · May 3, 2017 · 3:37 AM UTC

George Su @georgewsu

3 May 2017

ARPU is huge

Matt Haugen · May 3, 2017 · 4:35 AM UTC

Matt Haugen @MattHaugen

3 May 2017

It is your destiny.

Fake “Unicode.” 🩵🆓 · May 2, 2017 · 7:09 PM UTC

Fake “Unicode.” 🩵🆓 @FakeUnicode

2 May 2017

Who is on pager dootie? Also: 👶 1f476 BABY ➕ 💩 1f4a9 PILE OF POO ➕ 📶 1f4f6 ANTENNA WITH BARS ➕ 📟 1f4df PAGER #ValidButNotRecommendedZWJ

Elizabeth Wharton · May 3, 2017 · 4:01 AM UTC

Elizabeth Wharton @LawyerLiz

3 May 2017

Or just buy a regular diaper.... wetness indicator stripe standard these days. (yellow stripe = dry)

Jared For⚡️🎄ey · May 2, 2017 · 7:36 PM UTC

Jared For⚡️🎄ey @jaredforshey

2 May 2017

I'll take two!

Michał Szczepaniak · May 2, 2017 · 7:07 PM UTC

Michał Szczepaniak @Mister1Magister

2 May 2017

Why not :D

Ivan · May 2, 2017 · 7:08 PM UTC

Ivan @istrakhov

2 May 2017

Fred Sandsmark parody account · May 2, 2017 · 7:38 PM UTC

Fred Sandsmark parody account @FredSandsmark

2 May 2017

your twitter handle is now literal.

spirit animal: shitposter · May 2, 2017 · 9:14 PM UTC

spirit animal: shitposter @curvesmart

2 May 2017

BABY JUICERO