oops, didn't notice the baby shat itself, the smart diaper crashed

they saw "Internet of Shit" and took it far too literally

Awesome, the same alerts from an IoT parenting device can be repurposed for when the president tweets

Does it use faecal recognition? I thought my phone had that, but then someone told me it was facial recognition. Whoops, too late.

sudo monit reload diaper

Maybe you should pin this tweet. "Internet of shit" can't get more symptomatic than that! Or can it...? Sb.: "Hold my beer"

Even as a new parent who’s always been into tech, this smells of sh*t…

iPee & iPoop - get the app now - look for the brown logo :)