I imagine Tim Cook as Bruce Wayne, assuming his chiropteratic alter ego to beat up Uber employees to get evidence.

Does Uber have a sign in their office that reads "3̶ 0 days since our last underhand business practice was discovered?"

That's insane. What an utter f***ing prick.

"Geofence Apple's headquarters" .. hmm.. sounds familiar. Kind of like if Uber tracked officers and made illegal cabs disappear on them?

I would have loved to have been in that meeting.

.@Uber continues to be a shitty company. If you have not dumped this shit stain you should.

Imagine coming up with a fairly sophisticated ploy, but hinging it on Apple only investigating you from one place on Earth

There's palpable irony in Apple being upset at people doing shady shit to violate a set of rules. *coughtaxescough*

Yup. If it was a small dev, Apple would've stomped the shit out of them without any chance for appeal.

Serving as a warning to others is no way to do business. Too smart by half and their own worst enemy. The postmortem books will sell well.