Uber did sneaky shit to try and break Apple's rules... but got caught by Tim Cook nytimes.com/2017/04/23/techn…

Apr 23, 2017 Β· 8:03 PM UTC

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I imagine Tim Cook as Bruce Wayne, assuming his chiropteratic alter ego to beat up Uber employees to get evidence.
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Does Uber have a sign in their office that reads "3ΜΆ 0 days since our last underhand business practice was discovered?"
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That's insane. What an utter f***ing prick.
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"Geofence Apple's headquarters" .. hmm.. sounds familiar. Kind of like if Uber tracked officers and made illegal cabs disappear on them?
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I would have loved to have been in that meeting.
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.@Uber continues to be a shitty company. If you have not dumped this shit stain you should.
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Imagine coming up with a fairly sophisticated ploy, but hinging it on Apple only investigating you from one place on Earth
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There's palpable irony in Apple being upset at people doing shady shit to violate a set of rules. *coughtaxescough*
Yup. If it was a small dev, Apple would've stomped the shit out of them without any chance for appeal.
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Serving as a warning to others is no way to do business. Too smart by half and their own worst enemy. The postmortem books will sell well.