buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down
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this @gizmodo piece on the internet connected juicer is a work of art gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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people on twitter: "this internet juicer is bad and dumb and wtf?" VCs on twitter: "idiots you just don't get it yet"
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i could go on this one for weeks, i think Juicero is the most egregious IoT widget we've seen yet
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we all got really angry when HP added DRM to ink cartridges yet we're adding DRM to LITERAL FRUIT and it's chill

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ink and farming equipment. What's next DRM heart implants?
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<--This entire thread. Innovating towards a future ruled by useless, overpriced, and perfectly calibrated machines.
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Some businesses bought these for $1200 per juicer! I can't even.....
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honestly the most ridiculous part about it is all the infrastructure they've devised to make Juicero could be used to just ship the juice
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Have you seen the article's update? 😂
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Did you know HP cartridges are geoblocked as well? US cartridges don;t work in a printer from europe.
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I mean the only people who would actually buy a Juicero are Silicon Valley dbags, so it's hilarious. Real humans buy printers.
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bet we'll be getting DRM in blood transfusion soon