buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down
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this @gizmodo piece on the internet connected juicer is a work of art gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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people on twitter: "this internet juicer is bad and dumb and wtf?" VCs on twitter: "idiots you just don't get it yet"
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i could go on this one for weeks, i think Juicero is the most egregious IoT widget we've seen yet
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we all got really angry when HP added DRM to ink cartridges yet we're adding DRM to LITERAL FRUIT and it's chill

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you can't get around the drm ink, but anyone can squish a fruit, so w/e
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Like someone can't look at an expiration date printed on the bag but maybe I'm wrong?
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But it's fancy! And convenient! Just like my Keurig! Buy, buy, buy!
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Shouldn't Juicero claim copyright infringement when one squeezes the juice bag with, God forbid, THEIR BARE HANDS??
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@coffeechangers has some nice RFID action on both coffee and filter. 2x the fun.
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it's not like there's no alternative right? i've never heard of this productline before you mentioned it and it's not even in stores here...
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no one is buying that shit. They wasted all the money.
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thats because nerds dont eat fruit
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But having fruit with DRM is just like nature intended.
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