buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down
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this @gizmodo piece on the internet connected juicer is a work of art gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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people on twitter: "this internet juicer is bad and dumb and wtf?" VCs on twitter: "idiots you just don't get it yet"
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i could go on this one for weeks, i think Juicero is the most egregious IoT widget we've seen yet
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we all got really angry when HP added DRM to ink cartridges yet we're adding DRM to LITERAL FRUIT and it's chill

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you can't get around the drm ink, but anyone can squish a fruit, so w/e
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Like someone can't look at an expiration date printed on the bag but maybe I'm wrong?
But it's fancy! And convenient! Just like my Keurig! Buy, buy, buy!
Shouldn't Juicero claim copyright infringement when one squeezes the juice bag with, God forbid, THEIR BARE HANDS??
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@coffeechangers has some nice RFID action on both coffee and filter. 2x the fun.
it's not like there's no alternative right? i've never heard of this productline before you mentioned it and it's not even in stores here...
no one is buying that shit. They wasted all the money.
Replying to @internetofshit
thats because nerds dont eat fruit
But having fruit with DRM is just like nature intended.
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