buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down
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this @gizmodo piece on the internet connected juicer is a work of art gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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people on twitter: "this internet juicer is bad and dumb and wtf?" VCs on twitter: "idiots you just don't get it yet"
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i could go on this one for weeks, i think Juicero is the most egregious IoT widget we've seen yet

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I don't see how you can be expected to know when your veggies are expired without notifications!
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But…but…it protects you from SPINACH RECALL.
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Please go on as much as you like