buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down
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this @gizmodo piece on the internet connected juicer is a work of art gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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people on twitter: "this internet juicer is bad and dumb and wtf?" VCs on twitter: "idiots you just don't get it yet"
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i could go on this one for weeks, i think Juicero is the most egregious IoT widget we've seen yet

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we all got really angry when HP added DRM to ink cartridges yet we're adding DRM to LITERAL FRUIT and it's chill
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It's huge, too. It's 2 feet tall and won't fit anywhere on most people's counters, let alone in a cupboard. It's bad on every axis.
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The whole Juicero thing is some dude thinking "if K cups v2 can DRM coffee how can we do that to fruit" then a PowerPoint
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SO GROSS
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I think Juicero should go have his health checked at Theranos
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Juicero CEO*. my bad.
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I still think IoT oven wins it all, with a juicer the worst it can do it will join a botnet!
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Such a good story, trying to think of there are any IoT products from an investment perspective that top it's failure. Connected tortillas?
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