buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down

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Replying to @internetofshit
That's the best failure. No wifi. No juice. "Error: 'POS Juicer' can't connect to 'POS Router' "
Replying to @internetofshit @Pinboard
Well then you wouldn’t know if the bag contained recalled ingredients. That’s the value added. Yeah.
Replying to @internetofshit
Aah the future. So many bright new ideas for things that we all need to live a good life.
Replying to @internetofshit @ErrorJustin
Thanks a lot Trump.
Replying to @internetofshit @headhntr
😂
Replying to @internetofshit @codexrau
Why in the hell would you need to plug a juicer to the internet? What could it possibly do extra or better with a net connection?
Replying to @internetofshit @Itszutak
Nothing like anonymous data collection.....
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Hahaha