buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down

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How long before we find out hacker infiltrated government computers using a back door in the wifi connected juicer?
Replying to @internetofshit
just squeeze it...
Replying to @internetofshit @microsiervos
You cant download the vitamins without WiFi, everybody knows that.
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your Tweet was quoted in an article by @TheNextWeb thenextweb.com/gadgets/2017/…
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What the everloving shit... DRM just took a whole new-- no wait, that thing has to be gathering data and sending it to servers.
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man, i don't understand rich people
Replying to @internetofshit @Pinboard
Internet or wifi?
Replying to @internetofshit @TheRoadbeer
.... this is why I'm essentially an 80 year old with technology.
Replying to @internetofshit @schellevis
when any aggression might come up: squeeze out negative energy eg. by holding an orange. (putting a glass underneath might get some result)
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