buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down

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this @gizmodo piece on the internet connected juicer is a work of art gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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people on twitter: "this internet juicer is bad and dumb and wtf?" VCs on twitter: "idiots you just don't get it yet"
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Thank god my hands can still get a signal...
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At least I can punch the shit out of the bag to get satisfaction and, well, juice
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Haha, I find they need to add a 2-factor authentication too before make a juice, we never know when someone will try hack the juicer
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i remain constantly annoyed at electronic devices talking to me like they're a nervous new stepdad
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I am astounded at how terrible this product is. This has to have started as a joke, but then actually got funding by accident...
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<Phones ISP> "Listen, you have to get my internet connection back up as soon as possible, my kids are *really* thirsty."
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Question is: does it ddos?
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.@internetofshit - Mom, I'm hungry! - Wait a minute, I need to restart the router.
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