buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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google invested in DRM juice

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if they catch me pirating their juice do I end up with severe diarrhea?
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it's not surprising, doesn't keurig use DRM pods?
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simple to solve, just install a small incendiary device in each juice packet set to go off when tampering.
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They are running out of ideas, really
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google infested*
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aww c'mon i was slagging it off last year, its too easy really readwrite.com/2016/05/01/bes… its for lazy feckers who can't cut a carrot

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This isn't really an Internet of Shit scam - it's just a basic, regular, useless product scam :D
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I thought that was the most amazing part of the whole Juicero ordeal. "Et tu, Google?" They should've Google'd it: google.com/#q=wireless+juice…
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You can't 'own' juice. You just licence it from mother nature.
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I didn’t think that’s what the phrase “Google Juice” was supposed to mean.