buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine

Apr 19, 2017 · 3:19 PM UTC

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google invested in DRM juice
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down
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Replying to @internetofshit
The guy follows a vegan, raw diet. He's lost all of his brain cells due to a lack of protein. There's your Occam's Razor.
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Replying to @internetofshit
It's vulnerable to "physical squeezing with a hand" attack tho.
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Replying to @internetofshit @hartzog
I'm sure it's very smart though
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Replying to @internetofshit
Thankfully, the expiration date is also just printed there, in case you forget your password or something
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Replying to @internetofshit
So it makes "fresh" juice using preprocessed packs with an expiration date. Explain that one to me.
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Replying to @internetofshit
Investors are VERY INTRIGUED by the literally 100+ year old razor-and-blades model
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