buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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my secret: i just uhhhh buy normal juice

Apr 19, 2017 · 3:18 PM UTC

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Or just buy a normal hand-operated juicer and get absolutely fresh juice. It's a space-age miracle!
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you'll love my machine that opens the juice bottle and pours it for you... only 599 US dollars...
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Juice has too much sugar to be healthy (no fiber). Use *whole fruit* (and veggies) in a blender to make smoothie. Much healthier.
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And as you die from scurvy I hope you remember this tweet