buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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my secret: i just uhhhh buy normal juice

Apr 19, 2017 · 3:18 PM UTC

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but a jug of juice can't give you bluetooth alerts!
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That's a meta-disruptive business model right there.
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when people with no concept of the value of money make shit up for other people with no concept of the value of money !!
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#internetofjuice
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who buys a juicer for $400 wtf
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it sounds to me like the real ones getting juiced are the people dumb enough to buy one
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Just had a glass of home juiced kale, celery, lime, mint, carrots and ginger myself.
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Yes but this pays for itself after like three thousand juices.
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What are you like a CAVE MAN or something? </SiliconValley>
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