buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…

Apr 19, 2017 · 3:16 PM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit
Are the bags even filled with fruit chunks or is it just a juice bag?
as silly as having too much money and believing technology can and will solve any kind of problem and need.
Replying to @internetofshit
or just eat the fruit.
Replying to @internetofshit
It's nice to know that you can buy multiple smartphones for the $400, which is a discounted price already.
spectroscopy? Flipping barcodes?
bahahahahahahah ok that's getting a biiiiit crazy.
Replying to @internetofshit
You shut up, the machine itself is made by 100% organic parts. Even the Chinese workers who assembled the product are 100% vegans.
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or just buy juice in a bottle like a sane person does
Replying to @wrl @internetofshit
😂😂😂 I know, I'm being a troll