buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…

Apr 19, 2017 · 3:16 PM UTC

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@gassee Could they just send it to me in a bottle? What’s up with the bags?
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I know it's crazy but check the business model. They make money selling the juice packs, not the machines.
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Or make the juice in a blender from fresh ingredients?
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That's probably fallback feature when WiFi is off and machine refuses to squeeze juice... :)
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wait till they gets DRM + DMCA takedown notices :p
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18 days too late for april's fools :D
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All that's needed to make it a reasonable (but still overpriced) product is to remove IoT and a digit from the price tag.
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internet of shit u can just squeeze on ur own