buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…

Apr 19, 2017 · 3:16 PM UTC

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my secret: i just uhhhh buy normal juice
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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google invested in DRM juice
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Replying to @darth @Gizmodo @libbycwatson
libby our juice daddy saviour
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Replying to @internetofshit
have you seen juiceros infomercial style promo that came out last year? two hipster idiots cant make juice. HIGHLY RECOMMEND
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Replying to @internetofshit
B-b-but the guy from Apple designed it!
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Replying to @internetofshit
Found this for less than half the price on eBay. To top it all, it's only bloody Vintage, innit. VINTAGE JUICE PACK SQUEEZER. #HipsterEden
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Replying to @internetofshit
Try using @HighlyTM to share highlights. It makes it easy to summarize and share an article by highlighting the best bits.
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Replying to @livebeef @darkespyne252 @internetofshit @Gizmodo
Live stats about your hammering technique, nail recommendations, fitness tracking and RSI prevention, to name a few...
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still, fruit variance in shape is a problem for this system
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