this... does not sound like a feature i want in my stove
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well at least they're honest
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lord, they even built in a chat function to the app so you can... discuss why you're starting it up from another country?
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wtf do i need to say good night to my stove for

Apr 18, 2017 · 5:31 AM UTC

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That's how you're supposed to treat your imaginary friend.
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Wait, doesn't everyone say goodnight to their home appliances? So lonely.. /me hugs coffee maker
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So it doesn't burn your house down while you're asleep.
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It's polite to, after a round of passionate love-making.
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wtf do u need to say good morning?!
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did you want the stove waiting up all night just in case you wanted to bake? Internet of Needy Things
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Goodnight Moon reboot
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"Good night, sleep tight, please don't set the house on fire while I'm asleep."
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At most, you should be able to know if it's turned on by wifi, then turn it off. (The small text about security in the first one is a joke.)
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