this... does not sound like a feature i want in my stove
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well at least they're honest
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lord, they even built in a chat function to the app so you can... discuss why you're starting it up from another country?
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wtf do i need to say good night to my stove for

Apr 18, 2017 · 5:31 AM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit @Ragnarock0100
Year 20XX, not saying goodnight to your AI chatbot stove who is also your wife.
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Because if you don't, it will burn your house down 😂
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Don't you have manners?😂
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hey stove i'm coming home bb please wait for me ilu muah
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No more 'oh shit, did I leave the stove on?' But seriously IoT is getting out of hand
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STOVES HAVE FEELINGS TOO
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Haven't you seen the Brave Little Toaster?
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so that it doesn't pent up all of its rage and burn down your house in a fit of cookery anger
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Better be nice to it, or it burns your house down. That'll teach you.
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