this... does not sound like a feature i want in my stove
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well at least they're honest
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lord, they even built in a chat function to the app so you can... discuss why you're starting it up from another country?
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wtf do i need to say good night to my stove for

Apr 18, 2017 · 5:31 AM UTC

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so it doesnt have bad dreams, of course
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If you're not polite to you, it will kill you with gas poisoning. "Good night, range cooker"
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if you don't appease the stove every night, it burns your house down
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So it can murder you in you're sleep
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Don't want it to get nightmares, maybe you should read it a bedtime story so it doesn't wake up scared and burn the house down.
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good night government :D
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You don't want it to run away from home and join a bot net
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To let it know you'll be sticking your head in it again tomorrow.
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if you're not sufficiently polite to your stove it burns your house down
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otherwise the relationship will go up in flames.
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