this... does not sound like a feature i want in my stove
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well at least they're honest
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lord, they even built in a chat function to the app so you can... discuss why you're starting it up from another country?

Apr 18, 2017 · 5:30 AM UTC

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wtf do i need to say good night to my stove for
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The internet of needy things
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Where's the useful function like Stove:'help I've burst into flames and calling 911 for you! Sorry for torching your quiche :-('
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Back and forth comms with your hacker asking for ransom
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Or ask your stove if it's refusing to shut off because it's upset with you?
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"Hello, I hacked your stove. I'm going to burn your house down. Have a good day 🙂"
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