I'd be too worried about the Russians hacking my cooker and weaponising my meatballs

do they also sell fire insurance by any chance?

I do! The number of times I've been sitting here and wanted to email the stove to start pre-heating so I could just make one kitchen trip!

And to be maximum "user friendly", I bet default login user/pw is admin/password.

Do you want hackers to burn down your place? Because that's how you get hackers burning down your place.

Trump tower retrofitting these to all its apartments in Turkey.

I'd want just the turn off functionality

And thats how you start a "firesale" 😂

Explosions from anywhere!