this... does not sound like a feature i want in my stove

Apr 18, 2017 · 5:26 AM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit @SwiftOnSecurity
Now humming "Burning Down The House."
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"What could possibly go wrong"
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property and casualty insurance companies might want to think on this before offering homeowners and fire insurance
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Why would i want a remote house fire at all?
Replying to @internetofshit @phat1one
... that would actually be pretty damn useful, if i could connect it to Alexa.
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