This isn’t for you. This is for people with obsessive/compulsive disorder. So they can go on vacation ( or leave the house).

It's a gas stove? Or does it just look like one?

really? this sounds fucking great I hate waiting for preheating

...remembering the scene from the film Demon Seed (1977), I do not want Proteus to have WiFi connectivity to my stove.

Jesus Christ, it's gas!?!?

@spacehuhn DEAUTH IT!4!

Megaman Battle Network is sacred

@sethr "Stove got infected with ransomware, burnt dinner." will be a real thing in the future.

It'd be nice to be able to turn it off for those "Shit - have I left the gas on?" moments. But turning it on? Not on my watch, sonny.

If it only provided the ability to shut everything off remotely, it'd be a killer feature.