you have my attention
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seconds later, the overalls disconnect and electricity begins flowing again, through his hands

Mar 30, 2017 · 1:27 PM UTC

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Pt 2 of this scenario: “On his way home, he walks past a utility pole and the entire city grid shuts down.”
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Batteries runs low and the built in AI chooses to let the electricity flow again to charge them... ZAP!
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Sounds like a premise for a made-for-TV knockoff superhero movie.
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Death by bad LTE coverage
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...as his overalls get an automated firmware update
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September 2025: "DOS attack kills seven National Grid workers. Authorities suspect rogue dishwasher botnet"
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I barely trust my clothes to keep me not bare
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...because someone forgot to update a secure certificate on a server somewhere
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Halfway through the electrical repairs a firmware update is sent out and the overalls won't function without installing it.
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or someone snags a few hundred and kills power to a large amount of the grid. brilliant
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