ah, now you can answer your phone privately while looking like a super villain gethushme.com
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Mar 14, 2017 · 4:51 PM UTC

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that face when you'll be single forever
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You know what? I want one. Okay? I WANT ONE. Because R2 MOTHERFUCKIN D2!!!! And Vader?! Yes!! I want to sound like that.
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this thing basically announces "my phone contains expensive and/or embarrassing secrets" to anyone within visual range
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When you're nauseous, people can listen to your technicolor yawns in HD clarity!
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how many people have been working on this product? 20? 50? 100?
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@Mirobarsa chiudete tutto. Spegnete il mondo. Abbiamo un vincitore
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"well that ransom call went GREAT! Anybody wanna hit an Applebee's for happy hour?"
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At least it doesn't look like it would hurt if I took off the mask.
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The future of open plan offices
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Actually... I want this...