please god don't give men another reason to put their dick on line
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Mar 10, 2017 · 6:53 PM UTC

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something something zigbee connected anal beads something something mesh-networked ball gag
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Can't wait for the headlines when someone inevitably hacks the servers for these.
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"Let's see... I jerked it for... eight miles to Undertale rule 34 and pictures of dragons fucking cars. A new record!"
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@securityweekly needs coverage on show
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I... con... I really think the truth is in big letters at the top of the box.
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*clears throat for a full minute* FitDick
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And by 'today' I mean 'the next decade'. At least.
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Well. It's time.
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peep the URL google.com/amp/s/www.engadge…
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If someone tries to sell me something basically called "I con" and says to me "Stick your dick in this".... #reservations
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