please god don't give men another reason to put their dick on line

Mar 10, 2017 · 4:54 PM UTC

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Whichever name provides better guided selection pressure.
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To do... what?!
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Lick remote for your w̶i̶f̶e̶ wifi vibrator. Your welcome.
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"Gimme a second, babe—just need to strap this calculator watch to my dick because I'm logging my orgasms and hey wait come b
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"It's like a FitBit for your penis"
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maybe it can measure the STD's in real time and order the meds for when you get home #tits
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hopfully the battery pack will not catch fire 😨
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for true man
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gives new meaning to “penetration test"
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@artemis1954 Amen to that!
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