please god don't give men another reason to put their dick on line

Mar 10, 2017 · 4:54 PM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit
Keep your dick in a vice. -AvE
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"On line"? What are you, 70?
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Does it work as an input device for the Xbox?
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I suspect their thought process went: "well, they're going to do it anyway, how can we monetise that?"
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where is the maxi pad/tampon that sends a text when it is time to change it?
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I wonder if this will really be on the market? They're taking pre-orders now at about $73 for the sensor ring.
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“Simply insert your penis into the device…” No.
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