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Mar 2, 2017 路 7:49 PM UTC

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Hey, there's an idea: a shoe that makes you run a couple miles before its' pizza-ordering function is enabled.
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I've been ordering pizza by voice for.. like.. 40 years #aheadofmytime
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<company> made a smart <thing> that will <action>
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orders a pizza after walking enough steps to burn off the calories in 1 pizza, right after the shoes disintegrate from wear.
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Each day I think IoT is more like 'hey, let's do this. It's useless, but it rocks! And maybe we'll get some money for it'
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if it doesn't work by clicking your heels together three times I'm not interested
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genuine question, do i talk into my shoes, and how long before i can just be in get smart?
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@juhasaarinen I regularly order fish'n'chips by voice.
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only 25 were made and theyre not for public sale calm down dog
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