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it really doesn't get better even when they explain it

Feb 8, 2017 · 1:29 PM UTC

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yeah but market fit doesn't make sense. the guys getting "swimmers" all over their phone aren't worried about fertility.
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i guess in muricas current situation where you can’t afford a doctor anymore you need to find outif you’re infertile somehow
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feminists will be offended by this description :D
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>View and save a video of your sperm No mention of an option to share it to Facebook. 0/10 shit tech
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They showed the whole thing on UK TV show 'The Last Leg' on Friday Night. There's a trivia quiz while it's analysing...
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* Sounds cool * Mini microscope? Awesome! * Wait... what?
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dickpics aren't enough send that poor woman a video of your sperm
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Office sperm count competition.
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Your motility or lack there of will be info for sale... and the fact that you masterbaited at a certain time. #FleshlightAds
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