nightmares not included™

Jan 29, 2017 · 3:39 PM UTC

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*thousand yard stare* ...why did they bring me back... to put wifi in me...
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i really wish i hadn't seen this thing
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Replying to @_Cuddlefish_
even if they are gems, it's usually worth waiting until the finished product is ready...
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Replying to @internetofshit
@Colvinius Looks like he wants to play 'pull my finger'😳🤔🙄🍻🍷🍷🍷💥
Replying to @internetofshit
@PrieneV does it come with working orifices?
Replying to @internetofshit
oh no, nightmares are totally included
Replying to @internetofshit
I’m sure that “Einstein” has the security of a analogue toaster.
Replying to @internetofshit
"Includes one year of free cloud service." == "Works for one year before demanding extra payment to continue working."
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Creepy. Would've been more appropriate if they had designed it to look like Chucky. Truth in advertising, ya know. 😁