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Jan 26, 2017 · 2:51 PM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit
didn't they already have that on airplanes? barf bag
Replying to @internetofshit @yoav85
why would they call me that?
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Replying to @internetofshit
What if I don't like being called an uber???
Replying to @internetofshit
"Super Bowl Sunday. Largest DDOS attack of out North America. Security Experts say originated from 5 million Tostitos bags."
Replying to @internetofshit
bet local law enforcement would love to get their hands on that data.
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an Uber Ubermensch
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"Hey man, what's your wifi password? My chip bag is asking"
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Replying to @internetofshit
clearly you've been drinking if you're eating shitty, tasteless chips!
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Guess who's never buying Tostios again?
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Or y'know, just try and remember if you've put alcohol into your mouth hole recently.
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