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Jan 23, 2017 · 1:50 PM UTC

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what kind of functionality would that thing even have?
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Is it one of these? menkind.co.uk/duck-with-a-di…

Duck with a Dick

Duck with a Dick. A classic yellow bath time duck with a detachable penis , the perfect shocking adult gift for any big kid.

menkind.co.uk
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it floats on water, does that mean it’s a witch?
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@Ellyll - I wish I had a silver tooth at her age!!! ;)
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@amadornes cc @mdmarra
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"how did we find the kid? Smart duck sir, phoned home and gave us coordinates so we could send in hrt, then an airstrike."
That has been happening since 2011 with the release of the @Hak5 USB rubber ducky ;-)
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how did this happen - free form word association at the brainstorming phase? "app connected" "duck"? that'll do.
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Smart duck confit for dinner tonight, kids.
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Ironically, the "smart" rubber duck, bring inanimate, is naturally less smart than a real duck.
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