Wifi cat litter box to find out when kitty takes a big dump wherever you are #CES2017
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Just get a normal god damn cup #CES2017
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I don't care anymore. Biometric drone. Whatever. Sure. #CES2017
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Yeah baby shove my smartphone in a 20lb bottle of water with a speaker or whatever #CES2017
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Smart rubber ducky? #CES2017
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Video toothbrush and app - finally the smart toothbrush you didn't know you needed and also don't need #CES2017 f
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Smart...grill cleaner. #CES2017
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Smart mirror judges you #CES2017
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Thank you for suffering #CES2017 with me

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It was a great pleasure! :)
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How do we know you're still really you? Anything could have happened to you in there.
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if all this stuff is so "smart", how come none of it self-destructed is my question
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Dude, you SO OWE ME NOW for this
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